the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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