The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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