I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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