I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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