carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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