break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
