Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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