i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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