So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
