If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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