So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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