so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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