talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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