i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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