Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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