yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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