Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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