The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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