a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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