Well apparently he's into motor boating.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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