i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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