He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize