she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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