Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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