After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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