She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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