Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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