i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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