Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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