what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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