Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I deserve this hangover.
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