that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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