I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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