id be glad to
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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