Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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