do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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