I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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