Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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