Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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