Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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