he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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