is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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