Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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