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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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