Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The feeling are messing with the penis
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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