I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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