The maid of honor just puked.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
