never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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