Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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