And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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