At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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