yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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